Grey Monday

To Miss Maggie Smith, Miss Apple James, and Miss Jewel Priest

Words and music by Joe Dickinson

Guess who's coming over?

Miss Maggie Smith, she brought the bread and coffee too

Oh I swear it was an accident

I didn't mean to burn the potpourri

Now my head is on a stick

I can taste her salty lips

But in the clouds I see her laughing...

Damn you, Miss Maggie Smith!

Guess who's coming over?

Miss Apple James, she brought the cream and sugar too

Oh I swear I didn't see you there

Just pull the broken glass back out of your feet

Now my friends think I'm insane

I brought shame upon my name

But in the clouds I see her laughing...

Damn you, Miss Apple James!

Guess who coming over?

Miss Jewel Priest, she brought the yeast and chardonnay

Oh I swear I didn't mean to stare

Hey maybe later we can combine

Now my head is in the beast

I've been sleeping on the streets

But in the clouds I see her laughing...

Damn you, Miss Jewel Priest!