Charlie and the Chocolate Phallic Symbol

Words and music by Joe Dickinson

Sir oh sir

I'm so happy, I have won a ticket

One of only five, can you believe?

I'm just a poor boy from a poor family

I'll spare you crying earblood refugees

Hot tamale mama with a body like whoa

Make me want to cut it off and let it bleed

Charlie, Charlie Charlie

Charlie and the chocolate phallic symbol

Sir oh sir

I've really got a good heart

You can check with Annabelle and Mary

Running like a wild horse from a wild question mark

Come to Cairo if you care to join

Sure is getting late but I just can't fall asleep

My neighbor's plastered hammering my coin

Charlie, Charlie Charlie

Charlie and the chocolate phallic symbol

You really done it this time boy

Better suit up tight

Better get this right just for tonight...

For the sake of the sun

We are now out of sight

Sir oh sir

What a pleasure this could be

Growing like a vine into your heart

Laughing like a sad fly from a sad foster home

Drumming up the nerve to ask the time

Water from the tap or the water from the street?

Doesn't matter, go home nevermind

Charlie, Charlie Charlie

Charlie and the chocolate phallic symbol

Sir oh sir

It's the dishes are they done?

I thought I saw a plate caress a spoon

I'm just a dirty boy full of dirty fantasies

Don't you tell Edith keep it down low

Angry second grader says she's gonna see you later

Brother Eddie eats spaghetti on the show

Charlie, Charlie Charlie

Charlie and the chocolate phallic symbol

Charlie, Charlie Charlie

Charlie and the chocolate phallic symbol

Copyright 2010 Joe Dickinson